Snow Ninjas hate night time.

Franco Nero from Enter the Ninja (Real-Life Ninja Documentary circa 1981.)  Mr. Nero is wearing a disguise that renders his top half invisible amongst bears and Robin Williams and the lower half that blends in perfectly with an aquarium filled with milk.

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This is what happens when you type “Camel Ninja” in Google.

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Chopsticks are a ninja’s best friend.

Ninjas ninja to Ninja Tunes

(Design by Dieter Piers)

Elderly Ninjas are neither stealthy nor swift.

This Ninja Assassin Poster follows the true tenets of Ninja.  See more at http://www.heymister.net/blog/2009/11/22/the-poster-for-ninja-assassin-kinda-breaks-all-the-ninja-rul.html

This Ninja Assassin Poster follows the true tenets of Ninja.  See more at http://www.heymister.net/blog/2009/11/22/the-poster-for-ninja-assassin-kinda-breaks-all-the-ninja-rul.html

Moses.  Ninja.

The Green Ninja is the ying to the Red Ninja’s yang.  They commonly are used to infiltrate Movie sets and St. Patty’s Day Parties.

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Franco Nero: American Ninja, utilizes his ninja skills to make his eye and upper lip disappear from view. Fear him.